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As the Pink Worm Squirms

As the Pink Worm Squirms was written for my bitch, pink twitch.

Mistress plots
As the pink worm squirms

She stirs the cauldron
and putters about
and the pink worm squirms.

She kicks pots and pans
looking around
and the pink worm squirms.

She finds the bat
but throws it astray
as the pink worm squirms.

She opens the fridge
pulls out salami
and the pink worm squirms.

She said, oh no
it’s tomorrow’s lunch
and the pink worm sighs.

She moves some bottles
Finds the eggs
Boils them up
and the pink worm squirms.

She ices them down
Peels off the shells
and the pink worm squirms

She pulls out the peanut butter
Coats the eggs
And looks at him with a gleam in her eye
As the pink worm squirms
The last squirm of the day.

The following morning
She checked his cage and
Made him an omelet with the eggs that he laid!

© Nikita 2009

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October 26, 2009 Posted by | erotica, Femdom, Fetish, My bitch pink twitch, Published, urban prose | , , , , | 1 Comment

Review: The Switch’s Dilemma

I feel very strongly about of the lack of information about switches.  I’ve been very vocal on several bdsm boards about discrimination, misinformation, and myths clouding our reputations as play partners.  My goal was to illuminate, demystify, and provoke dialogue.

The presentation was geared to dominants and submissives.  What a surprise.  With the exception of two people, the attendees were switches.  <Insert broad grin> It was a curve ball, but a pleasant one.  As I began the session literally straddling an invisible line, each face turned into expressions of recognition.   It was as if finally, we were on the same page but on different paragraphs.

ALL the attendees added their two cents worth and the time flew by.  We shared experiences and talked about solutions.   We became a small self contained support group.  I felt that all of us walked away with food for thought and discussion.   You can find my notes here:  Switches’ Dilemma

Any part of this attachment may be uses on two conditions:

  1. Do NOT change a word of it
  2. Any quotes, copies, or other representations must include the following attribution:  Nikita © 2009  http://nikita-the-writer.com

October 16, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, dominant, Femdom, Presentations, Reviews | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

What Good Is a Horny Sub?

What good is a horny sub? by pink_voice  (more poetry, blush)

What good is a horny sub
When You made him so?

What good is a horny sub?
A slut willing to just about anything
Just to get a piece of action,
Some dirty fun too
So You can say: boo.
For Your own satisfaction.
“Prance some more
Until you get sore
Get a freaking habit
So I can nab it
THIS will be you habit:
Morning noon and night
You will take an imaginary wanking flight
And pray regularly for the sight of heaven
That how close you will get
The cage-stage is set
And I say snap it.
To whatever performance I have in store
And nasty tortures galore
Let’s see how far you will go:
Be a monkey and say moo
To my ho ho?”

But the fun thing is
Let’s not forget it, please.
For a subbie a boo is a greater boon.
Then the distant sound of loo.
Followed by nothing at all.

What good is a horny sub?
When a slut screams: may I cum?
That is so much fun
And You can laugh:
“you will masturbate some more,
you dirty little whore.
Or at least you can dream of it
All rightly placed
While all is being away snatched
“Here’s one to go!’

Hoping to hear:
Ho ho ho!
Go go go.
Subbie implores:
May I come phleeeeese.
“Oh, no. It was just a tease.”
You offer a solace:
“You thought this was a Pleasure Palace.
You can only work in one.
There everybody gets to come.”

What use is the horny sub?
They are so sweet to torture and tease.
Hoping for release.
And when the time comes
That horny slut is ready to rut
Just about anything
That has a butt.
(Washing machines, floors an legs:
And he begs!)

What good is a cumming sub?
It’s a sight for sore sight
It’s the sweetest sight on earth
An endless ride of moans and sighs
That makes it right!
Let’s not forget:
Afterwards there’s a toast and drinking!
Be careful to serve and no spilling.

What good is a cummed sub?
A becumed sub is great
But cummed subbie?
Is he worth anything until recharged?
Is he worth a whoopee?
Is the release a release damned?

OH what good is a horny sub?

October 15, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, erotica, Femdom | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

DomCon Drop

You heard it here first. DomCon, the femdom convention held in Atlanta this past weekend, was a success even though the energy level was a bit more subdued than last year.

Once my presentation on the Switch Dilemma, which went over by 30 minutes, was over, I relaxed and had a great time.  The presentation went really well.  I’ll write a blog on that later.

I attended a couple of interesting classes. One was electro sounds.  I dunno if I’ll EVER do that, but I can assist if needed.  Another one was Encasements – Bondage Without Ropes.  I encouraged one of my friends to try the latex vacuum bed.  At first she panicked because she couldn’t breathe through her nose.  She had a pvc type breathing tube that was for the mouth and allowed her to take in air, but she forgot to use it.  Then she tried it again, breathed through her mouth like she was snorkeling.  She certainly garnered bragging rights.

Got some great prizes for MyDungeonspace’s  football pool from Torvea and Rainbow Ropes. They will be awarded after the Superbowl.  If you have an interest in participating, you can read all about it here. There are unusual but fun side bets where the Doms bet on a team and if they don’t win, the sub pays a penalty.

The rope is red MFP, washable and comfortable. I brought it home with me and will ship it to the winners myself.  I have 3mm for micro bondage and the other is about 6mm for regular bondage. The micro bondage rope is commonly used for head bondage, toes, finger/hand, nipple, and cock bondage.  It seems Rainbow Ropes website’s security certificate expired a few days ago, but it will be up in the next couple of days.

I went to the Mistress’ Tea with Domina Dea.   Lovely, blushing, sissy maids served us tea.  Many of them belonged to the Dommes present.  Rest assured the service was impeccable.  Also available, were foot and hand masseuses and more.  There was a wide spectrum of dominas, from butch to Queen and dressed to the nines.

My Sunday afternoon ended sitting in the lobby of the hotel enjoying the parade of people, new friends and old, exchanging sweet goodbyes.

Today I feel like a hamster in a cage playing catch up.  ‘-(  No I don’t expect pity, but there is a reason it’s called DomCon drop.


October 12, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, dominant, Femdom | , , , , | 2 Comments

Review of TWIKS #9 Podcast featuring Domina Dea and Boss Bondage

Domina Dea was a guest on  This Week In Kink‘s, podcast #9, along with Boss Bondage, member the West Coast Assholes.  You’ll have to listen to the interview to hear about the West Coast Assholes.

The podcast was produced by Tonya. She invited the guests, prepared the questions, and supplied sources for the topics.  She and John Baku engaged Domina Dea and Boss in questions submitted by their audience.  The discussions were informative, intelligent, candid, and peppered with lively repartee.

I felt like a fly on the wall listening in on an intimate conversation between 4 people who were sitting in a lounge sipping their poison comfortably chatting away.

As I told Domina Dea, she was interesting, very intelligent, and her voice was sexy as hell. She should have her own show period.  Seriously.  But I am biased.   ‘-)

October 5, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, dominant, erotica, Femdom, Fetish, Reviews, Vanilla | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

pinkahaiku

In pink clouds, no lining,

Mistress rises hand, smiling,

The pink flower opens

October 4, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, Femdom, Fetish | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

pink slip?

Yesterday i opened my freezer and there is a nice, hefty, frozen cucumber there, laying innocently among the bags of frozen vegetables, fish, and packets of chicken… what’s it doing there all innocent and smirking? i did not put it there! Or did i? i do not remember any Teasing, Evil Elves sneaking around my house.

the only thing that occurs to me is that  several days ago i brought home a few bags of groceries. Some of it – fresh vegetables ended up on table, the rest off vegetables went into the refrigerator and some other stuff went into the freezer. Is it possible that i subconsciously put the cucumber, of all things, in the freezer? Yes it is. Such small acts of instant forgetfulness happen to me. My head is either in the proverbial pink clouds or i am occupied by more mundane problems. But still.. a frozen cucumber?

It does not sound like a Freudian slip.

I wonder what it could be called:

A subbean slip?
A pink slip?
A slip of a nasty needy slut? Hmm and blush

October 4, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, Femdom, Fetish, Food, queer | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Introducing pink twitch

i am Mistress Nikita’s submissive.

The relationship is mostly on line but the Dominance is real, the submission is real, the activities are SO real.

i am not a new submissive, but i am still trying to understand myself. i am under the constant training and guidance of Mistress. The constant fear and glee of being exposed and going public and thinking about what SHE will come up next keep me on the edge.  It is HER presence, my submission to HER,  the control of  my orgasm, and the giving up of that control empowers me and in turn, gives more power to Mistress.

Occupation: serving HER, screaming in pain and joy; trying to make HER happy; Learning; finding out that being bratty or topping from the bottom are a certain road to hell; twitching and blushing…
Favorite color pink. My head is in pink clouds, my feet in pink socks, and my gaze turns to pink when transfixed by HER eyes…
Hobby: twitching

Mistress graciously invited me to post on HER blog: musing, poetry, reports, shenanigans…  I will kneel and thank her for allowing me to do this.

September 29, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, dominant, erotica, Femdom | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Dominatrix to report doctor -Telegraph

Marion Burton, dominatrix accused of blackmail but found not guilty

“I’m an ordinary woman, but it just so happens I’m a dominatrix.

via Dominatrix to report doctor for performing sex acts during her Botox appointment – Telegraph.

September 24, 2009 Posted by | adult, bdsm, dominant, Femdom, Fetish, Published | , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

S&M Haiku Challenge

Nod to Domina Dea’s Challenge

Offering

He gripped his ankles firmly

Uncut, thick, focused, filled, and fooled

Screaming that nothing was damaged.

September 16, 2009 Posted by | bdsm, erotica, Published | , , , , , , | 5 Comments